This Book is a Must!!

Thank you Castle Point Books for this gifted copy.

This book is an absolute MUST have y’all!! It’s one of those books you just have to have in your house for reactionary purposes alone. Not to mention as soon as somebody opens it up, they’re not going to set it down. It is the quintessential coffee table book, bathroom book, or if you’re like me, a book you take to your Spin classes and yoga classes that you teach so you can share random fun facts in the middle of class.😂

Seriously, this book is just so informative, stinking good and entertaining!

𝗔𝗻 𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗯𝗶𝗱 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱.

This isn’t your average walk through the graveyard. Filled with facts that will tickle your gray matter, You’ll Leave This World with Your Butt Sewn Shut provides answers to all the questions about death that you’ve ever wanted to ask (and more than a few you never thought to). You’ll learn how to avoid incendiary pacemakers and exploding caskets, why Victorians ate mummies and Napoleon artfully arranged skulls, and what morticians do to give you a rosy glow without blood flow.

🪦Is your hamster, cat, or dog most likely to be first in line at the dead-body buffet? The answer may surprise you!

⚰️Why did people start booby-trapping graves after the Civil War? Hint: It’s not vampire related.

🌳What’s your best shot at becoming a tree after you die? If you said cremation, you may want to sit down for Chapter 5.

But have no fear―this no-holds-barred account of the end that awaits us all is delivered with a smile and a wink. Death always wins, but laughter is a nice consolation prize.